The Hay-O-Wizard was a really weak and kind of dumb stick-figure made by Epicgee with the sole purpose of making hay for Epicgee's magical donkeys. He is otherwise useless. Scion captured him in a raid. Scion felt pity for him, because he was forced to work for Epicgee, so he got him to be friends and room mates with Ugly Joe. His hat is made of hay.
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